(Source: latiox)

(Source: carrie-whites)


I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami)

REALEST zodiac sign stuff
Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites


at work: ***flawless (feat. chimamanda ngozi adichie)

when i’m going out: ***flawless (feat. nicki minaj)


dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult


Everyone has their ups and downs… especially cats.

Whenever Koots fucks up this happens. Like every time.
James: HORDAN you fucking asshole!
Jordan: James...
Aleks: You're so scum, Jordan.
Jordan: Aleks...
Seamus: Really, Jordan?
Jordan: Seamus...
Jordan: Dan...

Hey guys


If you dare spread around the personal information that was leaked.

Any of it.

Or use it in anyway.

I will find you and stab you with a rusty spoon.